A lego sits unwavering and uncaring. Just a simple red lego face up, as though you have seen just it when your foot makes a fateful descent.

Money is a worthless, trivial thing. I find you humans quite interesting, even though you are a worthless and greedy lot. Just throw it away

Man vomits the words "HEY Y'ALL PAULA DEAN' in bud light towards a treasure chest. Charmander has had it with his shit. Also, butter.