Trott is a lot like Magikarp. Absolutely useless.

We need more tom toms!

Chubby Walrus, what do you see?

Bob. Duh.

Haha! My pants come with a wormhole!

SANTA IS EXPLODED! O NOSE!

Hello, Meestor One-Hare. I am Moostashe. Givun me your tail.

I AM TYPING IN UPPERCASE BECAUSE MY CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN.

Darn. I hate being stuck on this island. I wish I weren't a golfer. Or Tiger Woods.

Y U EMPRSN ME? M I EvL?

Also, FYI, you have cancer. If you don't like your cancer, a bald quack can sell you come new, canned cancer!

...and thus followed a brutal serpentine-pork battle.