A struggling gay artist painting their magnum opus while audibly lamenting about their sexuality.

A purple octopus. He looks kind of like a pimp. An octopimp.

An androgynous wizard in a green suit and bow-tie.

What? Idonteven. Okay so its like... an orange... man-thing with wings making gun noises at a heavily balding pink guy.

Doodle or Die

A blind girl warns you, safety comes first! OR ELSE YOU WILL END UP LIKE HER.

An orange man propositions a brunette for a ride.

New Chain

A beautiful ship.

A piece of paper with writing on it gets rained on. Aww.

The birds and the bees! Also, some worms.

No ghosts! Shoo, shoo.

A man feels up his own ample chest. Heh, bouncy.

New Chain

"YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND, SPIDERMOM!"

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