A typical deviantart user captures the sex partner of their dreams

You hear your mother in the kitchen in the middle of the night. Shes been dead for years.

A dog looks at you maliciously, undressing you with his beady eyes

Bender offers a ninja a blowjob

black children tried to swim

The devil uses Verizon

A boy with no eyes wiggles his snake-like appendage

Payless has a BOGO on time travel devices

One sexy carrot. If he we're here I'd suck his... root? Idk what carrots have.

Cheese grater is ready

"People have fun, studies show, when digesting another humans fecal matter"

The lost castlecrasher