A lizard with armbands attempting to get on the beach but cannot, because he has not bought the evolution dlc

Doodle or Die

"So kids, you know what else happens in Australia...Masturbation," said the teacher as she fingered her tight, wet vaginal lips.

In Tetris for the Xbox360, YOU ARE THE TETRIS. Fight back hordes of circles to reclaim your homeland and avenge your father.

Doodle or Die

The sun was shining, the children were laughing and playing football by the luscious grasses of spring. But you're disabled, sucks to be you

Totally radical (probably a communist) rainbow

German gangster holding a large cigarette with his fat mother standing behind him.

New Chain

Dangit Arin, all you had to do was cum inside

AC Adapters flying

Flamingo in water

Hairy Canadian

Man appears to be stuck in prison but the prison bars are actually twice his width

Two people arguing on who shit on the floor. It is revealed a flying heart did it and they both shout at the fleeing heart.

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