Your mom isn't allowed on the grass

Draw three things that aren't Jackie Chan

90% of the content on this fucking site is dicks or vaginas, draw something else and Ill send poptarts in the mail

A zombie with a skull face, extremely detailed, 10/10

A brown haired man cautiously peers over a hill

Spongebob informs Patrick of his mental deficiency while smugly standing on his speech bubble.

A female with curly brown hair looks distressed as she is swarmed with deadly hearts that have covered her eyes and replaced her hands

A blue man tells another blue man how funny he is, however, his eyes are big and buggy, he may be being controlled, the other doesn't care

A man is faced with a choice to hammer his balls or get stabbed by a sentient spear

A dude with buck teeth, glasses, and one o those stupid-ass teenage mustaches being offered fish by some lady

You said to give me your heart so here it is lol Im losing a lot of blood

Tom couldn't come to terms with the fact that his wife had been a potato the whole time