a pink outlet sports a pair of designer sunglasses

a small lizard disdains the use of mind-altering substances

a square-rigged ship tries to impress his friends with a play on words, masking the crushing depression he feels inside

woodchuck gets ready to choke a bitch

/v/... had a hard life.

/v/ and the modern mainstream game industry

a black cat fails to grasp the concept of irony, embarrassing himself and everyone he knows

tony hawk in skater hell, forever cursed to do sweet grinds on a mobius strip of hate and loathing

a heart-wrenching and sordid, cold summation of our short lives, and the vanishingly small impact they will have in the universe

a stick figure becomes an hero

a well-endowed woman has a staggeringly paradoxical midlife crisis

a microwave begins its sojourn away from home