a strangely shaped thing, maybe a bloated hot dog head, and another one, who is smaller and has a chicken foot sticking out the bottom, bffs

courtney love, in bra and panties, flips you off & says "fuck you"

The opening title screen of super mario bros 2

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a gay soldier gives you those bedroom eyes

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a very colorful cooking with the word "No!" written on it in frosting.

two women with very long faces, shaggy hair and orange eyes discuss the lame turnout at the xena convention

a little boy calls to his mom

a giant bee with jewelry watching a sink fill up with water

a lightbulb hanging upside down by its feet vomits all over the people sitting below it

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