A rad turtle narrowly avoids an explosion, and is feeling awesome about it.

The sun is dangerously close to a little girl who has recently been diagnosed with quadropeligia.

R. Lee Ermey plays the roll of an abused dinosaur who finally stands up to his alcoholic father.

A beetle can use a cell phone. It makes the cover of National Geographic.

Why, that's Europe, isn't it?

Punk-Rocker Bloo refusing an offer of sex.

His life sucks ass!!!

Okay, c'mon. You can do better than that.

Monkey period.

Edward Scissorhands attacking a crab

A dinosaur with five legs eating a slingshot

Super Carrot