A man lies on the floor. A falcon is perched upon his magnificently proportioned posterior. The man is not pleased by this turn of events.

Sollux Captor dancing around wearing several glowsticks. "2hot2 2hot2 2hots", he chants happily.

A red worm and a blue worm engaged in a battle to the death.

A smiling man sitting at his computer with a censor bar on his shoulders. He has no lower body. (Thanks for not scarring my innocent mind!)

A fantastically drawn CatDog! I seriously bet you can't do better than this.

New Chain

A scene from a weird dream you had once, drawn in great detail.

This is most definitely a cucumber of some sort.

Hussie's orange winged head smiles and politely greets a little girl. She seems rather shocked.

A fisherman is about to kiss his wife when he suddenly notices that his boat is flying away on a puddle in the air.

Doodle or Die

They told Abraham Lincoln about the stairs.

Doodle or Die

This man will not stoop so low as to draw such disgusting things! This man is presumably very polite and has a well laundered trench coat.

A delicious chocolate ice cream cone, surrounded by sparkles.

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