And lo, God came down to post-apocalypse Earth and said unto Him, "Fuck you guys"

The Hypnofly commanded the pimp to release him from his wallet cage and then shoot himself. The pimp is sad but can do nothing but obey

Kids learn the meaning of the word cannon

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Little did Dave know that above his compfy chair a Secret Society of Cimmunist Assassins had sent an

Rambo-nanna blows up some unlit candles with dynamite

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Doodle or Die

Mean King Meowmeow rules nothing but his trusty axe

Doodle or Die

Mario's anger issues spills over into the home when he comes home drunk

Doodle or Die

The Gingerbread Man starts training for next years Christmas; this time will be different.

A pitiful attempt at fame

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That dog looks suspiciously like a hat

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