Clown sad about his dead turtle.
Sheriff pickle shows you his badge, wants to question you about his missing horse.
Police officer with large butt arrest kids for streaking.
Man with eye patch calmly sits in corner beside a green lamp which is on fire. The flames spread to his shirt, but still he sits quietly.
A giant blue four legged tick.
Large green cup with tomato soup in it draws a single black fly.
portrait of large white woman with curly brown hair, large red tongue and red fur boa around neck saying "f you"
Portrait in black and white of girl with only color being her brown freckles. She is smiling slightly and needs her eyebrows waxed.
African American man complaining about needing a tablet while holding a boomerang.
Singing radish.
Carrot shaped man with green arms and legs looses one eye from scrunched up paper ball, it was a very bad paper cut.
Bottle of Mott's 100% apple juice.