The Cookie Monster is eating his fucking cookies and there ain't nothing you can do 'bout it. He's got all da bitches with those cookies.

John Egbert, frowning, and for some reason with a piece of toast on his head. I am listening to Russian folk music. But I digress.

A green Homestuck Troll calling someone a faggot. I assume it's Sollux, but I don't know why he's green...

It's clearly a MYSTICAL WEAPON of much GRANDEUR, one told of in LEGENDS. The wielder of this MYSTICAL WEAPON shouts of his arrival.

An embarrassed star.

Karkat's Shirt drawn poorly.

A unicorn sitting on the lap of a mostly bald man who is watching Disney on the Crappy Television.

A princess making a derp face and drooling.