Basically the Grim Reaper Hitting on you. A lot. Horrible pick up lines and everything.
A sexy ant lady with boobs giving a stick man a boner.
Some asshole just scribbled on the page in gray.
A man with an explosive fart of such epic proportions that he may rip the very fabrics of awesomeness.
A balding man with red-brown hair, not to mention some gray, who has a swastika on his forehead. Also, his eyes are blue.