Bomberman recovering at the therapy ward. That bomb left him unrecognizable.

A clock transmogrified into a human has a tough time adjusting to our complex society with its many subtle shades that color social conduct.

Worms proudly march by the corpse of the defeated giant potato man.

Frog stares at clock, contemplates mortality

Worm's ingenious plan to walk the moon.

Mickey Mouse finally admitted to being addicted to Super Mario 64. His inappropriate friends are glad.

Greg, from HR, brags about his 199 rank to bystanders, one of them sporting a raging boner.

The victim of a terrible accident utters his or her last words.

TV just got laid, despite being CRT and requiring an antennae. I guess just because you're old don't mean you got no game.

The proud nation of Shitland has stepped on the branches. Some say it is a hoax (the flag waved unrealistically).

This computering business is mighty complicated

Man with an elephant foot for a body has cultivated an epic fro.

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