Satan cries over his old age.

Black face deposits black mound on crying white man.

Jackson Pollock.

Twins conjoined at the hair cry. Because their hair is knotted together, and green. Very sad.

Horizon line.

A D&D player in costume requests for his fellow gay serbs to rise up and join the game, his mom has just finished cooking the pizza rolls.

3 oz tub of chip dip.

The moon expresses his mourning at the loss of the earth while the earth returns his gaze with disinterest, as narrated by an acorn.

Duck in a top hat.

Asian boy writing an Asian girl's paper before her class begins.

Outcast anime rave kid rejects a shirt that would probably make him exponentially cooler and possibly socially acceptable.

An earthworm, whilst vomiting blood, emerges from a tin of blue paint and inscribes the ground with the word "text" in cursive.