Doodle or Die

A busty barbarian receives tentacle sex in the "BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!"

Your Asian Karate master is teaching you to have patience. He throws many sticks and leaves on the ground, telling you to "Get these away".

A petite girl finds that her breasts have grown much too big for her.

A floating egg shoots bubbles at a pot of tea.

Doodle or Die

An aroused woman gives the nondescript cashier his change. Her nipples show through her dress, and she fantasizes about being penetrated.

A girl in a pink dress with a pink ponytail and lots of acne says, "I suck!"

Although the sun has turned into a supernova, the Hawaiians are okay.

A green alien is standing on Mars. The landscape is fairly flat except for 2 craters. Earth and the Moon can be seen in the background.

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Closeup of a black man's face. He has an expression of fear and happiness - his eyes are glassy and stare deep into a distance only he sees.

"Happy first birthday to you!" Says Orange Blob.

A boomerang with a single eye is thrown.

A green triangle awkwardly dances. In the background, many multicolored shapes snicker at him.

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