New Chain
                
            
            A precious amphibious child is born.
New Chain
                
            
            President Obama enacts a plan to replace the World Trade Center with giant dragon shoes.
New Chain
                
            
            Mama Luigi jumps off the twin towers.
New Chain
                
            
            Who even needs the Chinese?
New Chain
                
            
            Fish don't fuck.
New Chain
                
            
            "I dunno, why don't you try burning it?"
New Chain
                
            
            The rapist tree
            
            
        
            
            
        
TOP