A volcano ejaculates all over itself.

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Small stone gnome smokes a cigarette, and proclaims his love for Steven Spielberg's hit movie, "E. T. the Extra-Terrestrial".

Shrimp man pees in the ocean, but for some reason the pee still forms a puddle???

Official NASA hat launches on its first mission.

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The god of food demands more. Families are dying.

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The tomato listens to his heart

Two people don't know what "The At" is.

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A blue ice cream receives mail.

A bean burrito, still steaming because it's hot. It is order number 420.

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