What's really under the Statue of Liberty's dress

Spongebob, quick! Reel it in! Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! EVERY sailor knows that means DEATH!!!

chairbutt

HEY DUDES, THANKS FOR RESCUING ME. LET'S GO FOR A BURGER.... HA! HA! HA! HA!

a misguided youth believes that he is really a snail trapped in the body of a sexually confused teenager

Archie got dumped by Betty and Veronica over a bag of Cheetos.

Christopher Robin discovers the magic

That show about the chemistry teacher that gets cancer and then cooks meth and winds up killing his only friend, brother-in-law, and wife.

This is your brain on drugs.

an old president rises from the grave to destroy Obama for ruining the country, ron paul 2012

It's either the phone booth from Doctor Who or Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. In a perfect universe, it would be a crossover.

A rock dressed in the gaudy clothes of a professional street urchin exclaims to a female river that her life is his property.