A naked gentleman with an erection floats through the sky in a cloud. He waves. And it's definitely not Hitler doing a salute.

「エッチしよう!」 Says the 女の子 with 黒髪、wearing a 緑のシャツと赤いスカート

Taking your Swiss cheese for a walk

Someone fell out of Hitler's pocket while he was wandering through a meadow.

Doodle or Die

It's sunny in the city. A giant safe, multiple times the size of the buildings, sits closed. A blonde figure hopes to get their cat out.

Some kind of "HE'S" brand boombox. Made in Mexico.

Doodle or Die

A splodge of green paint trickles down a lit Bob-omb, to where the perpetrator has abandoned their paint brush.

The alphabet, but it's carved into wood with the letters painted yellow, and each new line of letters has fairy lights above it.

Spidercat lifts his rear legs and poops out a fishy turd. MADE FROM REAL FISH!

Steve the seagull wonders when he'll see us again.

A box of Wonka Rainbow Nerds

New Chain

A visual representation of love.

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