Hey there, john-boy...

Let's see some...

Lick him like a gentleman

Old skool motherfucker from jacksonville

one of capt. kutchies famous orgasmic pizzas... for a truely pie-gasmic experience, try his world famous key-lime pie.

needs more grease

reasonable force

he cut his head off while peeling potatoes.

i haven't changed the cut of my jeans in 22 years.

i'm not bubbles... i'm the scorpion.

mod-zilla

shit winds are a'blowin'...