QUEEN OF THE PLAYGROUND.

Dinosaur can't type lack of fingers don't help much moot point.

"Mummy? Mummy? ...Are you my mummy?"

Hitler's famous "Hipzkrieg" combat in action. It's like "Blitzkrieg," but with hippos.

A stick of regular chewing gum wishes to evolve into a DITTO.

A pink Snoopy and a tree-man play connect-four.

An Italian Cyclops with a handlebar mustache who runs a successful pizzeria. MAMA-MIA.

Eridan, Feferi, and Sollux from the popular webcomic "Homestuck," are all trapped in a giant carrot.

A very ambitious arachnid.

A green lobster converses with a SPACE WIZARD.

A child just discovers his mother is an extra-terrestrial being.

A young, perky red-head has contracted skin cancer from a tanning bed.