Ricky the Volcano was never very good around the ladies, and doubly so when drunk; but he keeps trying to seduce them night after night.
Jose was dying of thirst, crawling on his lost ounce of will power to the fridge he pulled out his savior, a snapple drink!
Greg the ninja never liked how smelly trash cans were, so he went out on a quest to spray air freshener on garbage in bins. What a good guy.
A ferret who likes to smoke a good spliff every now and again, he tips his top hat at a local lady, his eyes watching her rear.
A zebra who never quite fit in with the rest of his family, for you see they were black and white and he was in full rainbow color.
The pacmen in the far east were notorious for being ninja's and sneaking up on thier western brothers.
I put down my 64 controller, and before my eyes magic happened, it grew the most beautiful flower,and I climbed it and found a princess. FIN
You Think This Is A Fucking Game?!?!?!
Harry the Shoe Shiner couldn't stand his job any more so he threw down his rag and gave out a shout of; "I QUIT!"
A snail on a flower.
Lightning Storm
Don't Rattle Me Bones!