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A new website called "askjeeves.uglyindianwomen.eww.whatisthatinhernose.gross.com".

Spiderworm, spiderworm. Does whatever a spideworm can. - Which is literally nothing.

A toddler sticking all the crayons up his butt and shitting them all over a canvas

Nyancat hanging with his gfs

The reason why you should not fuck girls who are also plants.

Doodle or Die

Black tea

Apparently, there is a place in the world where gay men staple human scrotums to their forehead to indicate they are indeed homosexuals.

Mammoth entered the stoned age

Charlie Potatoface has been kissed by mistake and now has lipstick all over his mouth. Looks like another unlucky day for Charlie. :(

Not a lot of people know that this was actually how Oreos were invented.

RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN! HEHEHEHEEHEHHEHEE.

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