Doodle or Die

Nice drawing. You deserve a pat on the neck for this. A drawing of onion-saturn

Now we know why that damned Kool Aid guy doesn't have to pay for his damages. He's a fucking badass.

capturing a monkey by using a banana as bait. I hide in the bushes, waiting for my plot to unfold. Stupid monkey 'gon get caught!

butterfly cop threatens to shoot Ronald McDonald. Ronald McDonald in his fear vomits out spaghetti.

dog is wondering how the sun put on some shades... Someone should tell that dog not to look directly at the sun. It's dangerous.

I enjoy this drawing. Clearly the artist enjoys their work. As for the actual content... well, it's strange. Cheese at night, outside.

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r0bl0xdeathn0ise is my other account for preaching Mormonism.

A carrot with orange sambo lips is pressing its body against the earth. It's in love. Smiling cloud is raining on this carrot.

No. It's not okay. Just for that, your mother will now receive cancer. I hope you're proud, sir.

Doodle or Die

Butt truck runs man over. Stupid friends trick bag-face to walk on poop. A lotta blood.

Cat and pickle dance to music.

No, I broke the dam...

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