man eating a cake. a complete cake. with lit candles on it. he does not give a single fuck. not one. you can't stop this man.

mike wazowski shot the president

someone doesnt know how to play tic tac toe

i hated this joke too, until i took an arrow to the knee

the sun is getting bigger. jimmy didn't even have time to finish his sentence 'what he fu-' WHEN THE SUN TOOK OVER.

guy who got stabbed acting nonchalant about it. he's greeting his friends

barney has had enough of these kid's shit and is strangling children

solar eclipse ring of fire

it's a metaphor, you see? you put the huge blunt in your mouth, but you don't inhale.

doodle or die on 3 monitors

you shouldn't have done that.

bubblegum princess