A grilled cheese sandwich, cut into a square, with an olive on a toothpick atop

An ice cream ploy that tricks its buyers into eating feces :c

The grimace strips for a sentient hamburger

Boss Baby is not allowed in the strip club

A happy green octopus in a red sweater :)

local arsonist sets your limo on fire

Abstract Funk Music

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euthanasia bubble bath

Doodle or Die

Two men in their house playing football with a tiny house with legs watching while people ready up thanksgiving dinner

A medpack opens up to reveal a heaping turd.

A beautiful chocolate bar with a big bite out of it :)

Doodle or Die

The security guard is concerned about his gains

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