Freddy 'fucking freak' Frogman unfortunately slipped on his double ended hand fuck machine and crushed his sack.

Elmo's blood thirst for huge guts and ripping and tearing could not be sated with his deformed hands. Yet Elmo remains smiling!

The secret to the last Ganondork fight in Twilight Princess that makes it super easy.

Patrick Purple-Headed Dong laid gently over his whale son who was distressed. Patrick is hushing his child with his purple dong.

Macho Christ (a fusion of Jesus and Macho Man) shows his lightning powers to Merlin, who is shocked. Heh....

Juan 'Dirty' Sanchez was deeply shaken at the bright sunny day that was miraculously -30 degrees Celsius

Dewie the Mountain Dew can was appalled to find Swede asleep with a mouthful of water. He thought he was the only liquid for Swede.

Tonisha Garza undergoing HRT decides to pay for his medication with some uzi street justice.

The stubble king's first decree was to marry Lady Droopy Dong. Sealing a marriage with the Kingdom of Scrots