I’ll have each and every one of you know I was a desk anchor in Utica, New York for their local broadcast news for six weeks. Six whole weeks. Thirty-six days.
Two purple people riding a green camel to Wal-Mart
Dr. Eggman inflicts severe head trauma on an egg.
Green squirrels holding golden nuts?
stick gumby gets the shits
When you step on a stray Lego piece.
Looking at your fingers during a bad trip.
Garfield smoking a blunt in front of the French flag.
amoeba cell performing a sick front wheelie
When you're charged for refills.
The Mental DARK MAN (ok?)
German-Russo politics as portrayed as a Pokemon battle.
I've watched enough anime to know where this is going...