Ass-bot 200 with new gyro-hydraulic ass legs.

Hat Simulator 2012

A blind man walks through traffic. He has a cowboy hat on too. And thick-rimmed silver glasses. Damn he's one classy motherfucker.

Wait did I say Sunny-D...? I meant to say LSD... Oops...

A normal looking man agrees with the above statement, whilst giving a thumbs-up of approval!

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Horton Hits a Hoe!

NEW! Super SHAMPOD!

Draw your daily dose of RED ON GREEN

A poorly drawn man wakes up from his poorly drawn red bed saying "Whoo" to the sky.

Oprah and that chick from sea-lab 2021 have an underwater shootout. Sea-lab girl has a red snake and oprah has a cell-phone.

MAMA'S GOT THE POWER OF CLOROX