Doodle or Die

The highly anticipated game, Clam Theft Auto, has finally been released.

A flying Stork is flying off with an unhappy piece of broccoli.

A beautiful goldfish, like the one from Pinocchio.

Doodle or Die

Billy has overstuffed his mouth with gumballs, but is still asking for more.

The Sun really could use a shave.

A level 99 mushroom faces his toughest foe yet, a level 100 Horned Toad Lizard.

Blue plate with a stick of butter, bad. A can of sardines, good.

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A castle.

Doodle or Die

A theater usher finds a black man mauled by an innocent looking tiger.

New Chain

A dog playing a guitar.

An oyster, in a kelp forest, holds a pearl in its open mouth.

Doodle or Die

Angry bird has finished his most challenging operation yet, pepperoni nipple transplant. It was a success.

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