Catherine Zeta Jones

A commentary on the loneliness of the universe told through the eyes of a strawberry. Truly moving.

A walrus has thrown himself onto the beach out of sheer Nope, where he begins to decompose. Flies rejoice.

A black man tries to avoid being tongue-raped by flying pac-men.

The Good, the Bad, and the Daisy.

Hot sugary love.

The S.S. Pi sadly sunk due to having 3.14 holes in it.

Give a fish a fish, you fish him for a fish.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Big Bird goes insane and launches himself into the sky to be with the clouds, of which he thinks he is one of.

A guy comes to the shocking realization that chopping off the top of his own skull and eating it probably wasn't the best plan.

The Great Sewer Flood of `69.