A very short race

A Homosexual man with fecophilia and mother issues writes a list

headcrabs pretend to be ice cream

Arthur Timothy Read is a narc

a female clown wears fairy wings and thinks she can fly

Man with Pacman head eats a watermelon

Circumference / Diameter

Newscaster just cant stop thinking about doin the dew with some Mountain Dew

Boy magically turns into a pink cat furry

Hercules Beetle

a telekinetic man with no arms fights with a gun and a star mace

Lysergic-acid rain cloud