Directing sarcasm at inanimate objects, such as chicken and steak, rarely works.

An eye pokes out of the rushing water.

Doodle or Die

Mr. Basketball gets dribbled in front of a cheering crowd.

The carrot people have to deal with racism.

Shoes for sale.

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A fat bird walks past people's legs.

New Chain

Mozart Vs. Beethoven: Fight!

Doodle or Die

An angry bear on the toilet next to the pond. The sun looks at him, surprised.

A girl hiding her face with a shield.

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