Asian guy knows someone named Dan

A man throws a squirrel at an oil rig

EAT YOUR FOOD, YOU FAT LARD.

JESUS CHRIST A SPIDER

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Doctor, there's a line in my heart...!

"Well...?" inquired the red question mark, blushing as he started to feel confused. This day wasn't going quite as smoothly as planned.

A pickle shitting sideways out of both ends.

THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING SCARY JESUS

A space alien from planet potato-with-a-green-shoe.

Angry drawing made with pee

A bag of marbles talking to a pickle in a wheelchair.

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