In medieval ages field workers put flowers on their junk to prevent sexually transmitted diseases.

Pickle man, bee, pickle man.

The Eye of Providence is controlling your brain now.

Rambo crotch star.

It was overcast on the day of Nuñez's untimely death.

Muddy, cigar sucking Conan O'Brian is unimpressed by your $100.

A slightly deformed, naked woman is showing you a demo kitchen at a home show with a giant counter that has a racial slur written on it.

that scene from SLC punk where the acid dealer is chased through sprinklers by the security guy- all his acid absorbs into his leg at onceD:

New Chain

FSM has a big decision to make.

a blonde neanderthal happily gives two angry hand jobs.

Black handwriting from someone probably not so good at drawing. Jerry is annoying them with his/her bees.

Oh snaps! VALENTINE HEAD

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