Cassette tapes lead to power? Maybe in the 90s, buddy.

The brain as an abstract... actually, i think it's a commentary on the human condition. no, wait... it's a stain from today's lunch.

Surprised cloud is surprised by the red twister of death.

Sad, pitiful, armless goon has been given 5 minutes to do homework by his mother before she grinds his bones to make her bread.

The boy whose birthday it was is now only a bloody stain on a cracked window as his cake lies forlorn and forsaken on the cold, hard ground.

A pudding, subjected to radioactive goo, goes on a rampage in New York

whence happened in camelot, yon knight of the high court, Arthur himself, becameth a lizard nigh on the morrow.

A black hole, sucking up all the rainbows, happiness, and glitter in the universe. Run, Unicorns! Save yourselves!

Link is surrendering to the sun and stuff.

The bad guy from Captain America contemplates a flaming tennis ball.

It's a combination of Pikachu and Tricky Dick. Despite his wrinkly pedophile face, he insists he is not a crook.

a blue man compliments a duck butt that is either pierced or has the worst hemorrhoids I have ever seen.

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