Morty the Meatball embarks on yet another quest. Before he can find his keys to leave the house, he spontaneously catches on fire. Classic.

Long-legs Larry sets the neighbors cat on fire again. It's the only way he can get off anymore...And that's my dad.

A crippled, white American shorthair cat, with the assistance of wheels (where it's back legs used to be) walks towards a window. It's night

World's smallest man plays World's largest saxophone. The Jazz music still sucked.

It turns out the Italians were the first to get to the moon. You knew?

A naked purple-haired prostitute of African descent doesn't like the taste of sunny delight.

New York Yankees fan tries to sexually assault a young, impressionable Japanese child.

This is a terrible drawing. It's just a smiley face with, like, some curly hair maybe? It might be Jason Bateman.

Mr. and Mrs. Piggy suspect that there might be something fishy going on at the neighbor's house.

Getting angry because you were just about to get to level 80 in World of Warcraft but then there was a blackout.