I have a friend who knows all about mid 13th century blank canvases. How bout i give him a call and we figure out what this is worth?

Sorry! I don't want to describe that.

a man asks a ghost why he has to haunt him. The ghost is like " Dude, it's my job, i have kids to feed"

KFC Rule 34

A dragons wings turn to stone and break off.

an apple and an orange scribble stare intensely at a present. The present is from earth.

Hitler dreams of morphing the earth with a giraffes head and neck.

3 plus 1

Guy gets no respect on 9gag

frog gives no fucks as he stares you down.

A grey pile of shit.

A blond woman lies naked on a hotel room bed, staring up at the ceiling fan. Hair is a mess and she appears to be on a few too many downers.