A hillbilly takes a kid's skateboard and does a 900 triple kickflip, and shows that he is actually a skillbilly.

An alien sheep gives a man space tumors. One of them can talk.

A man pisses his entire life story in the snow.

A pretty flower.

Wedge of cheese hopes to meet the man of his dreams one day. One day... *sniff*

A man wears a red hat and says "NOI sefdisjio hatt!"

Sex Toys Inc. "Definitely Not Anal Beads" brand decorative beads

Mark Twain smurfs and doesn't pull out.

Half cat, half Bunnicula, 100% KILLING MACHINE

A mentally disabled flower.

the famous picture of thich quang duc's self immolation. i know it doesn't help, but it is SUPER fucking detailed like oh my god

A slime cries because it lost a tooth