So... Pedobear, the Reddit alien and that 4chan chick are fighting a Cactuar in a hilariously realistic Final Fantasy battle engine.

Hakuna Matata (I've got a stiffy)

"I trusted you! You were supposed to destroy the Pac ghosts, not join them! You were my brother, Pinky. I loved you."

Bowie's getting down to some Bowie.

If you fire a bullet from a gun and drop a bullet from your hand at the same time, both bullets will hit the floor simultaneously. Science!

Hungry doggy talks to trumpet.

...Because he's the hero the Cretaceous Period needs, but not the one they need right now.

Chris Angle vs. Lord C. Carrington Carrot.

A misogynist strawberry makes presumptions about an apple.

Some badass H2O.

Dignity.

Pitfall Harry is stuck on lilypad, surrounded by ravenous fish.