Thug squids 4 lyfe!
A self portrait!
She threw my heart in the trash.
Big girls don't cry, they get even.
Walmart.
The Foxtrot
I broke my nose, and now i'm hopped on morphine.
I dropped the soap into the toilet and it gained some fecal matter.
A mexican jumping bean.
I will not lay an egg, because I am opposed to reproducing in such a nasty fashion.
A window pane.