Doodle or Die

a defecating rainbow

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a man looks at a fat woman. he says "that's a fat woman!"

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will smith, circa Fresh Prince of Bel Air, sings the titular themesong and convulses from a seizure.

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an american flag butterfly. Sypport Are Troops

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a bird sits in a pool of blood, there is a green sign that says "trees"

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a fat, shrek like man covered in food stains watches TV

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a vacuum grabs up a pile of feces and marbles

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a dapper man with a hat made out of money says "We're old money. Old as Balls!"

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a sad boat rides out the stormy sea

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a big booty getting raped

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hitler stands alone in the black void of death. "I'm sorry", he says.

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a man is electrocuted and his body is charred black

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