my back is hot as hell

Snake. Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens

A kid with a tattoo across his face saying "Supernatur al???" He seems happy about getting eye surgery to make the tattoo fit.

pedo bear throwing up rainbows

A spaceship about to crash into a baby.

Gays have black hearts

A bird carrying an old baby

epic saxophone guy

dinosaur played frisbee too harsh and kill a dolphin

Castle invasion

Sad tomato never was loved