an eight year-old decorates his fort with a flag depicting a dream he'll never attain

HL3 is still only a dream to gabe newell

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Texas steals diamonds from Minecraft to fuel its economy.

Death to a midget by a baseball bat

Satan opposed SOPA.

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After running away from the cops, Henry hides his pot of gold and his leprechaun under his bed.

Green man with a tail and green hair, teaches sex ed.

MSN, after failing for so many years has changed their name to "Magic Spaghetti Noodles".

A KKK member is being smited by a white cross while lightning strikes the ground in the background.

A man whose tongue is stuck on the outside of his mouth is swaying slightly because green sparks are radiating out of his head.

A duck, with a lack of interesting things to do, makes his typical sound while sitting on top of the water.

Man with hair on fire with blue flames is sad that his plant-like limbs can't support him in a world filled with nothing.

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