A dog barking. It's probably a little ankle biting piece of shit.

A whale that looks remarkably like a penis. It swims elegantly.

A man

A delicious trap and totally not gay because it looks like a girl and just happens to have a finger.

Fuck the moon. Fuck it.

Grorious Nippon with a bottle of piss and a carousel

Morgan Freeman doesn't want you in his bathroom.

Flaming Penis