There's a deformed hairy carrot in my salad

Hypocrisy in a nutshell

Maths don't always make sense, kids.

Underlined NO!

Viking guy with a horned helmet stares blankly into a picture of you on the wall, and can't believe how puny you are

Dude don't yell at me, I'm right here next to you

kermit the frog

Mickey Mouse Ketchup, now with 75% more racism

Dick Chappy

And this is why you don't eat C4 for breakfast

Affirmative, says the scientist when he sees that his newest invention, the hat rocket, is successful at taking off

An abomination