A decrepit, obese unhealthy pedophile E.T. luring children into his cave

Worst porn I ever saw, so bad I had to turn it off.

Reptar is watching a rather awful tv show

A terrible plague upon the internet that must be stopped.

You aren't any of the gay robot willy wonka gingers

You broke it, now you have to fix it. With hoses. On the moon.

A faceless dog is worried that he might actually have a face

Irritating fandom

Rainbow nipple cones

Ketchup and Mustard bottles forbidden love. The ketchup and mustard people feel the relationship is an abonimation.

A chav uses the tardis to jump start his crap-mobile. The Doctor is pissed off about this.

I'm so happy about the cupcake on my head, that I've decided not to have buttsex with you. Sorry.