Princess Leia getting shot.

A crooked knife stares dutifully down at the onion that he was born to cut. A single gray tear escapes from his knife eye. Sorry, onions..

Mister Potato Head takes up communism and moves to Russia.

Link dancing.

An angry girl in panties.

A twelve year old having sex with a tablet computer with Facebook on the screen. (What the hell, last poster?)

A British guy with Down's Syndrome.

New Chain

Draw something off-color.

George Bush giving some candy-filled balloons to a cyclops.

Orange men likes to shoot people with penises.

Conception.

A double-edged penisword.

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